2.4.11

This is the memo board/key hook next to the front door. Yesterday I posted a envelope I needed to get mailed to the board and wrote a note to my roommate Jess. I asked if on her way out she would drop the important letter in the outgoing mailbox. I knew she was leaving the house early and I didn't want to forget. I woke up to find that note left back. In case you can't read it, it says:

Xi,

I saw the letter was for "Jessica" so I opened it, then realized it wasn't for me so I fed it to some stray goats

-J

Xi is my nickname. This chalkboard was initially purchased for serious messages for each other but it has turned into something far better. The first message was something along the lines of "Jazz (her nickname) is fucking Matt Damon" then she changed it to "Xi is fucking Ben Affleck" then I changed "Ben Affleck" to "Awesome" so it said "Xi is fucking awesome"... It kept going on from there. Id come home to find a word or two has been changed then when Jess is gone I would change it to something insulting her. Before I had to erase it to write my serious message about sending out the letter the last thing I had written was "Christi hates blimps" and then I came home to find "Christi LOOOOOVES Blimps (thats why she's getting 3 of them for her birthday!)"

The moral of this story? I love my roommate. Also? I just bought a gigantic dry erase board for the apartment. I can't wait to see what kind of useless insulting crap we write on that.